someone please lie to me and say that it’s actually really really cool to stay in on a Friday night and watch the same episode of say Yes to the Dress… twice.
Lie to me and say that you know of an alternative for xanthan gum in protein ice cream.
blueberry protein ice cream topped with vanilla almond granola and peanut butter.
pleasurable to the palate, not so much to the tummy. Xanthan gives me gas.
Lie to me and say that you think it’s completely appropriate that I just admitted to being gassy.
Lie to me and say that you won’t judge me for having frozen peanut butter kettle corn for dessert last night
….after already having it for snack earlier in the day
Lie to me and say that I’m not the only one who doesn’t care about Oprah leaving
Lie to me and say I don’t look like I’m desperately trying to hide the fact that I didn’t shower yesterday… or that I look like a Michael Jackson impersonator.
[not so] smooth criminal
Lie to me and say that you can remember the last time I didn’t eat berries for breakfast. Because I cannot.
Lie to me and say that this is not the cutest little baby pancake you’ve ever seen
Lie to me and say that coffee doesn’t taste more luxurious when it’s poured on top of warm frothy milk.
I ordered a milk frother off of of CSN a a few weeks ago and am already a little concerned about how much this will fuel my coffee addiction.
Lie to me and say it’s not raining today. Beautiful all week while I’m working.. raining on the weekends. Such is life.
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Fill in the blank: Lie to me and say _____________________
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